|Appearances||30||Player of the match||0|
|Goals scored||17||Yellow cards||0|
Used to resemble a hippo but now more like a cheetah. Helps to significantly fund the kitty with numerous fines every week. Has an abnormal Big-Back and Pea-Head which is why he has made himself a regular goalscorer over the past two seasons. Befriends every defender in the league and if you hear a scream, that will be Luke. "Sick"
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