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Is he Austrian, Swiss or German? Who knows!! AKA Shnizzle me Nizzle, Swazzle Dazzle, Shaggy, Schweinsteiger, Wiener Schnitzel and definately no gangster you will recognise him as he hasn-t had a haircut or a shave since Arsenal won the Premiership!! A very quick forward player who is dangerous infront of goal. Resembles Van Persie from the penalty spot when fit.
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